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Thursday, June 25, 2009

This One Time, My Friend Moe Had To Teach Me How To Properly Thrust And Grab My Crotch While We Were Reinacting "Dirty Diana."

You can all have your Beat It and your Billie Jean.

I call dibs on this, beeyotch.






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11 comments:

  1. I love Dirty Diana-- this is so so wrong.

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  2. I'm more about PYT and Don't Stop (Til you get enough). If you saw me on my car when they are on the radio I would be so embarrassed.

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  3. Shit man, I'm running out of my favorites. Can I have that crap duet with Paul McCartney?

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  4. "Say Say Say" or "That Girl Is Mine"?

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  5. pssst, Gwen: I wanna love you (PYT) prettyYOUNGthing

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  6. Man in the Mirror gives me chills every time I listen to it.

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  7. Good one Rassles!
    When this song first came out I was in the habit of avoiding mirrors after one too many sleepovers. I was convinced that MJ was singing about "Bloody Mary's" boyfriend.

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  8. I'm dibsing Black or White.

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  9. Man in the Mirror is my all time favourite MJ song.

    Mostly because years ago I did jazz ballet classes and learnt a really cool dance routine to this tune

    Normally I'm a crap dancer but for once in my life I wasn't. Thanks MJ

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  10. Flora: You know what's wrong? Not loving "Dirty Diana."

    Gwen: I never get embarrassed about working it in the car.

    Freeman: Yeah, I said it already.

    Kitty: Doesn't it? It's all nice, and awesome, and then BAM! KEY CHANGE! GOSPEL! BOOYAH!

    Hives: Crazy talk, friend. Absolutely crazy.

    Gully: All yours.

    Nurse: He brings out the best in us, dance-wise. Turned me into a crotch-grabber and everything.

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  11. Smooth Criminal is still my all time fave. It's just so freaking bad ass I can hardly stand it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WjOn5TNjBM&feature=fvst

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