Ten Step Solution

PROBLEM:

Want to go out tomorrow night, but do not want to stay out late because of money, tiredness, lack of singing voice, and drippy nose overload.

TEN STEP SOLUTION:

1. Purchase time bomb.
2. Place bomb in the parent's basement.
3. Set timer for 0300 hours, March 3, 2006.
4. Remove all credit cards and/or monetary plastic from wallet.
5. Make sure total amount of cash on hand does not exceed $25 (beer, parking.)
6. Go to Live Band Karaoke
   
7. Support Live Banders, perhaps sing a little.
8. Leave Mother's at 0200, March 3, 2006.
9. Arrive back at the parent's at 0245, March 3, 2006.
10. Defuse bomb.
    

In case anyone is confused, a night at LBK usually ends at around 0600.

I was going to make this a lab report, complete with hypothesis, experiment, observation, conclusion, chemical formulas dealing with bombs and alcohol consumption and all that, but I forgot a lot of the lab mumbo jumbo and decided against it. Perhaps I will try at a later date.

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