Based on personal experience, stupid shit I've done, and repeated failure, I am none of the following:
ballerina
basketball player
Lego architect
professional fencer
veterinarian
jockey
disc jockey (radio)
disc jockey (wedding)
potter
painter
butcher
baker
candlestick-maker
zookeeper
dog-groomer
pizza deliverer
sober
softballer
swimmer
film developer
carpenter
back-up singer
pianist
drummer
healthy
wealthy
wise
satisfied
punctual
willowy
frail
slim
athletic
bowler
elementary school teacher
waitress
tooth-flosser
bartender
ambitious
good listener
soft-spoken
stingy
sexy
sympathetic
karaoke superstar
movie critic
arachnophobic
basketball player
Lego architect
professional fencer
veterinarian
jockey
disc jockey (radio)
disc jockey (wedding)
potter
painter
butcher
baker
candlestick-maker
zookeeper
dog-groomer
pizza deliverer
sober
softballer
swimmer
film developer
carpenter
back-up singer
pianist
drummer
healthy
wealthy
wise
satisfied
punctual
willowy
frail
slim
athletic
bowler
elementary school teacher
waitress
tooth-flosser
bartender
ambitious
good listener
soft-spoken
stingy
sexy
sympathetic
karaoke superstar
movie critic
arachnophobic
Or, I guess you could say I was all of those things at one time or another. Not concurrently. But I tried all of them, was awful at most of them, and loved some of them.
I guess I can say I am these (subject to change and additions):
road tripper
drunk
life ruiner
candid
Champion
dog walker
letter writer
wanderer
late all the time
movie addict
sleeper
garlicky
aimless
imitator
instigator
guilty
drunk
life ruiner
candid
Champion
dog walker
letter writer
wanderer
late all the time
movie addict
sleeper
garlicky
aimless
imitator
instigator
guilty
...
5 comments:
Dude, I didn't know you co-wrote the school play in 8th grade. They wouldn't even let me be a numbered theif in Arabian Nights. I was a stage hand. Which I think involved making out w/ someone backstage in the dark. I don't really remember. But I'd like to think that's what it involved.
I would rather be able to say that I made out with someone backstage than wrote a scene about Theseus the Hairdresser giving Medusa a savvy styling.
I should totally steal the tape from my parents...and we can watch me as a Greek muse in braces and a toga. Oh, and you can hear the song we wrote to "Calendar Girls." It's all, "I love I love my Mount Olympian Girls, sweeeeeeet Olympian girls, especially those stories you tell..."
That song is now stuck in my head. I hate you.
And I mispelled thief in my earlier post. I'm so ashamed.
Your about me section is fantastic. I love your "things you're not" list.
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