Oddly enough, there are several categories of Pie Fights: cream, custard, and cherry.
Yeah. Cream.
I figure if I can get like, 40 people to get drunk on a train with me to celebrate my birthday, rounding up 150 for a world-class pie fight shouldn't be too hard.
Pie Fight 2009, bitches.
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Do you really have to go looking for people to have a pie fight?
I mean, I figure it'll go like this:
You to random guy on street: Hey would be interested in....
Random: Dude, if you're about to say "having a pie fight" me and 149 of my closest friends are totally there.
See? Totally easy. I just did all the work for you.
I was just thinking a couple of days ago how you remind me of a girl I grew up with.
I mean, to a "t."
Almost hit the floor when I read this because she was always asking me if she could throw a pie in my face.
She's my first child's godmother.
I'd be so in on that pie fight record if I was within a half day drive of there.
I lived in a where they tried to break the record for the number of people wearing Groucho Marx masks in one room. But they couldn't because of inclement weather and bad roads. Take that into account when you plan the date. I'd do it any time of year, though.
Boomer: True that.
Kitty: So what you're saying is, your friend is awesome.
Erin: Apparently, we're planning on late spring. I just found out about it today, so I assumed it was soon, but this is even better.
I already hold the record for most cream pies thrown.
And by thrown I mean waxed.
And by cream pies I mean vag.
Do I get a prize now?
Porn has forever ruined the term "cream pie" for me. I'd like to say that if I could live again, I'd change this, but we both know I'd be lying.
Quite agree with Pistols...
And what's this? No pecan pie?
i was totally going to leave an inappropriate comment about the cream pies i've enjoyed but....seems like others beat me to it. (ha - beat).
Can I watch . . . ?
Jesus Christ - I'm a guy and I didn't know that "cream pie" is a porn cliche?! What is my fucking problem?
At a place where I once worked, we "pied" people on their birthdays, even after someone got cut being pied. It was hilarious watching people on their birthdays because they were so paranoid. We'd have to draw up elaborate football plays to get them. It was 12 shades of awesome!
where exactly do we plan on having this historical pie fight?
FF: You will find any excuse to work vag waxin' into a conversation, won't you, just because it ups your hipness. Don't lie.
Pistols: Porn has dire consequences. Tread carefully.
Crow: I expected that kind of guttertalk from Pistols, because he's a dirty old man, but you?
MoL:
Tys: I don't think there's anything wrong with that, but you should just play along so we can have more people, see?
Rich: With a name like Whackman, I find that appalling.
Math: So what you're saying is, your old coworkers should be playing the Cardinals in the Superbowl.
Schmee: Once I figure that out, I'll let you know. You're in, right? Right.
Hey, I'm a dirty old man too. You should see all the silver overtop my head.
Yeah dude. This is on. I guess writing this blog is you accepting you're in?
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