"Rossi! Donation from Sieman, huh?" My boss, The Action Man, calls from down the hall. (Is there a word for like, powering up so you can properly snap into action? I might have to invent one. Actually, I think it's ackshinackshinackshinackshinackshin.)
I snicker. "Khkhkhkhkh - semen." (Okay, so khkhkhkhkh is my weak attempt at properly spelling out a snicker. In live oration, I am a professional Snickerer, and one never mistakes my snickering for anything, but on the internet it just looks like the call of Cthulhu. Also, I am twelve.)
Sure enough, Action Man steams around the corner like fucking turbine and points at me with a ferocious grin. "Rossi! Are you kickin' the new K-knowledge?"
I stop my snickering to gasp as he chugs past. "Sir! Did you just drop the science like Galileo dropped the orange?"
He turns at the door and winks. "I believe I just did."
"I can't believe you're all up in the Beastie Boys."
"Saw 'em in '88!" he yells from outside, and as the elevator dings onto our floor I can hear hammering out, "Right up to your face and diss you..."
My boss is excellent.
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I would like to work in a fun office again. It's tough to have those kind of interactions when you work in an office by yourself.
I may have fallen a little in love with Action Man after today ...
i have no idea how to phoenetically type out a snicker, but yours is pretty close... i snicker like a 12 year old at every opportunity - many of them very inappropriate (like when i saw a fly buzzing around the funeral home at grandpa's visitation).
i do not sniff the coke, i only smoke the sinsemilla.
I will trade my boss for your boss.
Right up to yo face and dissed ya.
I have a boss who, in fits of anger, goes "YOu say that ONE more time, and I'll throw my panties at you", and "YOu fuck that up, and I'll cut your balls off, you assholic lot".
She may have been a female rottwieler in a previous life.
Hello Rass. Long time.
Mister C is perpetuating the undeserved, bad name of Rotteweilers!
I like your boss (better than mine).
I need a new job, so I'm going to put on my resume "Looking for a boss who can drop some phat beats."
Your boss is totally excellent! Also, khkhkhkhkh sounds like you're clearing your throat. Or speaking some middle eastern dialect for love music.
what just happened?
I like your boss to!!!
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