Saturday, July 31, 2010

MOTHS ARE HORSESHIT

there is a moth. There is a motha nd I am drunk and usually moths are not freaky but this is one fucking mutant ass moth and THERE IT IS ARE YOU FUCKING KOIDNG ME I HATE EVERUYONE

There is some serious dr. dolittle lunar moth shit going down in the Rassles household and aren't cats sposed to catch those things? Get on that fucking ahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh ACTION

12 comments:

grumpy said...

argh killit killit killit!

I have a friend who is deathly afraid of moths. Goes spaz-mental. It is HILARIOUS!

renalfailure said...

Hit it with a shoe. That was my grandma's solution to everything.

Here In Franklin said...

There was a dragonfly just hovering in front of my car when I was stopped at light yesterday. All I could think of was Men in Black.

JMH said...

Better a moth than a mothman. No tragedies with mass fatalities in your future. That movie scared me because I'm often awake between 3 and 4 A.M.

JMH said...

And thanks for the link the other day on that other site. I didn't know you wrote there. I should read the archives, but I find a lot of blog reviews terrifying.

Rassles said...

Yeah, it's kind of unspoken that I write over there, but after linking some of my favorite blogs, bags are open and cats are everywhere.

I'm sure all the regular readers know who I am, but it's better to remain officially anonymous to avoid scorned submitters.

renalfailure said...

I wish you had reviewed me over there, I would have gotten a better score than my respectable two stars.

Also, no more Niemi. The BlackHawks ditched him for the cheaper Marty Turco in goal. It's like the Great Chicago Fire Sale over there.

gyna said...

nope horseshit is when a movie with an awesome idea turns out to be LAME. stupid wig that didn't do anything super scary other than grow. meh.

Kono said...

You do know that moths like pollinate shit at night and all making them like valuable to the eco-sytsem or some shit... i learned that on a butterfly farm when i was stoned in Aruba.

nursemyra said...

haha... you should see daisyfae when there's a giant beetle about. If I were an evil kind of nurse I'd lock the two of you in a room with a moth and a beetle...... and put the results on youtube.

But I am so not evil

Chris said...

We've had little moths in the house for days now. They are seriously pissing me off. If only I could go back in time and kill the first one before ... oh, forget it.

Ellie said...

It's funny when Rottweiler's try to catch moths.

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